POLLYANNA, by Julia Long

POLLYANNA, by Julia Long

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Become a slave to a pizza/wings/waffles TV dinner.

Fall in love with Sunshine, a bulimic featured on a reality show.

Rob Wal-mart with a pink toy knife.

Shower with your therapist.

Join the idle ingenues wandering aimlessly around the USA, incapacitated by meaningless relationships and preoccupied with their chaotic inner worlds.

 

Julia Long is a midwestern ?something? that ?somehow? got to the northern California coast. When she finally gets abducted by aliens she’ll keep a smile on her face. She is currently a Business Administration student at Humboldt State University in Arcata, California. She likes ridiculous dogs like basset hounds and dachshunds but isn't allowed to have pets at the place she lives currently. Went to an all-metal karaoke night last week. I don't know, writing about yourself in third-person is a lot of pressure and feels weird. Sorry.