Bottlecap Press Presents: The Mysterious Envelope

Bottlecap Press Presents: The Mysterious Envelope

  • $ 12.00


What the hell is in this mysterious manila envelope? Why would anyone sell a manila envelope without telling you what's inside? Right now, maybe you don't even care, but late tonight, when you're lying in bed, you're going to think about this envelope. It will keep you awake for days on end. You will be driven mad just thinking "what the hell was in that mysterious manila envelope." Thinking "I should have bought that mysterious manila envelope." Thinking "It was only $12 and now I'll never know what's inside." Save yourself the trouble. For your own sake. Find. Out. What. Is. In. The. Envelope.

Ed.- The total value of the contents of the envelope is guaranteed to meet or exceed the sale price of $12. Should you order more than one envelope, records will be kept to ensure that the contents of each new envelope will never be the same as the last.